June 2012
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gokuma:
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alaskan-bullw0rm:
did you guys know that when Canadian buses are out of service, they say “SORRY”?
wait american buses don’t
#omg what #this makes the ones here look really mean #they just go #OUT OF SERVICE #and laugh #forever #as you stand there #sobbing
OH MY GOD YOU HAVE WESLEY!BUSES!
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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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Reasons why I don't like starting conversations...
helpmespacecops:
I feel annoying.
I feel like you might not want to talk.
I feel unwanted when you don’t reply.
It normally turns awkward and fades out.
However
If you talk to me first and make attempts to keep conversation going you are a holy being in my mind.
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